the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to have no powers

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!