The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!