The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power drown in water

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to poo.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!