- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ejaculate napalm

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to read your own mind

The power to fail a test everytime

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

Pointless Super Powers