The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to turn into a lamp once.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

thumb_up thumb_down +72

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to make remotes invisible

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power of becoming an apple tree

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

thumb_up thumb_down +64

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to give people std's during intercourse

thumb_up thumb_down +62

power to transform into a dick with legs

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to think your dreams are real.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to speak to toasters

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to see via toe nails

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to kill you self.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!