The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to become translucent

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!