The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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the power to get fat in America

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to shrink boobs

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!