The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to be french.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to see through windows

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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the power to hovertate

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to grow more genitals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!