- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

The power to poop without wiping

Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The ability to be poor for life

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

the power to summon a pen, once

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to have no superpower

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

Pointless Super Powers