The power to look at Sun.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!