The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to make remotes invisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!