An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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Aweonao

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The ability to part hair.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!