- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

Being only half invisible.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power that turns farts into music.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to ejaculate napalm

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

Pointless Super Powers