The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to smell water.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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the power to melt your bones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!