- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to obey gravity

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to be stupid reading this.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to think oppositely

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to be an idiot.

Pointless Super Powers