The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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ability to run very fast forever

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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the ability to glow in the light.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!