Liam Brudenell

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to become powerless

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to see via toe nails

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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the power to dislike this power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!