- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

the ability to command watermelons

The power to fart on a plane.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to become a laptop forever!

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

the ability to blow yourself

The power to die

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The ability to die instantly

the ability to die on command

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to break a Nokia

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

Pointless Super Powers