The power to speak braille.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!