- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to die

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to make water expire.

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

cry acid tears

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

the power to cook sandwiches when married

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The ability to jump

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

Pointless Super Powers