The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to melt your bones

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to not see anything

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!