- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to change people socks on command

The power to give the wrong directions

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power of dying whenever you want.

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The ability to see into the present.

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The power to die.

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

The power to never come into existence

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

The power to unsee the unseen.

the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

Pointless Super Powers