- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to make lipstick fly

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

Nothing

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to walk on frozen water.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to see oxygen.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

Pointless Super Powers