The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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to zap people but only yourself

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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the power to die

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to jump face first

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!