Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!