The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to sit

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to have no powers

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to die early.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!