- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

A good Kisser

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The ability to read the recaptcha images

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to smell like body odor at will

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to not care.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The ability to sweat poop.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to fold paper seven times

Pointless Super Powers