The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

the power to fart your way to the moon

The ability to control dairy products

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

the power to turn retarted

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!