the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to fold paper seven times

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to die

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to be a common person

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to die.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!