- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

the ability to die on command

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to be french.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to self destruct

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

Pointless Super Powers