The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to waste money

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to be missed when present.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!