The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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Being a freemason

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The ability to police irony

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!