The power to self destruct

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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hello

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!