The power to elect George W Bush.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to like any show

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to not do it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!