- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

the ability to die on command

The power to be french.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

Pointless Super Powers