- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The power to see through glass

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The ability to watch movies in 1D

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

the power to eat people :D

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to self destruct

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

Pointless Super Powers