The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!