- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a power

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The ability to part hair.

i love to make shit brix

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

the ability to look into your brain

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to freeze ice

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to not have any power at all

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to die at will

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to plank

Pointless Super Powers