- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to be powerless

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

the power to complete math exercises

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power of self mind control

The power to be an idiot.

The power to drown on land.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

Pointless Super Powers