The power to kill yourself

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to become a llama.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!