- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to fart rainbows

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to understand irony.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to burn the sun.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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Pointless Super Powers