The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to get in the van

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!