the power to jerk off

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to see through glass

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to eat people :D

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!