- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to change your weight

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

the power to fax people with your mind

The power of attracting fired bullets

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

shit and piss at the same time

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

Pointless Super Powers