The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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lol

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to walk through air.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to not do it.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!