The power to troll.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to not care.

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The power to burn the sun.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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the ability to talk to humans

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!