- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to suck your own dick

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to have hindsight.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to fly, but only fly north

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power of compulsive lying.

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

Pointless Super Powers