The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to waste money

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!