- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to not exercise.

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

Being able to fly in place.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

The power to understand irony.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

to randomly self destruct at any time

lol

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

All of aquaman's powers.

Pointless Super Powers