The power to fly if you are eating.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to like any show

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!