- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

the power to become demented

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to be 6% fireproof

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

Pointless Super Powers