the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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the power to instantly die

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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the power to kill yourself

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!