- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to not care.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The power to speak braille.

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the power to spell words wrong

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to become black!

The power of love

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

Pointless Super Powers