The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to lick your balls.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!