I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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shit and piss at the same time

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!