- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The power to instantaneously switch hats.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

the ability to manually control your breathing

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to not be color blind.

the power tho vomit your poop.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The ability to see through insects.

Pointless Super Powers