the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!