- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to freeze ice

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power to write pointless superpowers

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

Pointless Super Powers