- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The ability to go forward in time at will.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The power to live,but only when you are dead

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

Pointless Super Powers