the ability to look into your brain

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To pee standing up.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to create powers

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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being black

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!