The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to be missed when present.

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Being alive (until you die).

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!