the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!