The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!