The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power of learning

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!