- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to blow up your own head only once,

having the same super powers as batman!

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to become black!

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The ability to smell colors

The power to breath at will.

The power to drown on land.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power of being negative all the time.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

Pointless Super Powers