The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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boo

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!