The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to like any show

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!