The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to start time.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The ability to smell colors

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!