- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being only half invisible.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The power to take huge shits at will.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to smell whore

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to never finish your sentences because

Pointless Super Powers