- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The power to see through glass

The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to divide by zero

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

the power to get married

The power to be really bad at CSGO

Pointless Super Powers