Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!