The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to live.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to live.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!