- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having the power to stand still

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

power to blow up your own head only once,

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to teleport through open doors.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to become black!

The ability to smell colors

The power to drown on land.

The power to breath at will.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

Pointless Super Powers