- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to never finish what you sta...

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to become black!

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

All of aquaman's powers.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

Pointless Super Powers